Last nite was okay,everyone enjoyed the pizzas.i din order any ice-cream for dessert, as i've enough of pizza oredi.the Bosses were buzy talking bout business,while we kept laughing bout Uncle Ly***(boss), adakah dia cakap dia alergic with ICE!! padahal dia la yang berabis makan dat ice-cream. Owh hi~ today's my last day to work.It's been raining since last nite.n i hav to say that it's a nice of u uncle Jason to drop me exactly in front of the office.not as usual.where u drop me by the roadside. PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this it only goes to show that women never listen!!!įorward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! ![]() And he will be ten times richer than you. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!įor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock ". Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's okay."įor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. ![]() ![]() The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. When every star fall brought you to tears againĮllow.elly's much to say s 11++pm oredi.sleepy lar.actually im supposed to go out tonite with Jean n Nicole for a movie.but then soOo tired after we jogged.ĭin jog for a long time,so it hurts a lot.Ei~A LOT la.i used to be a runner.but that was a loOoong long time only can complain la.haha.Ī Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. Just like the hearse you die to get in againīurning on just like a match you strike to incinerate 1) Spend all day at a fast food restaurant, seeing how long it will take until your free refills cost money.Ģ) If paged, wait until midnight to answer the call.ģ) Construct an elaborate display of ropes in your backyard and tell your neighbors that you?re a ?spider person.?Ĥ) When attending a movie you?ve already seen, yell out: ?Don?t let him in! He?s the killer!? 5) When buying a goldfish at a pet store, ask the salesperson how often you should walk it.Ħ) When in a crowded elevator, say loudly: ?I hope I fixed it this time.?Ĩ) Look around suspiciously in public and tell onlookers about the ?little men.?ĩ) Insist on making inanimate objects ?dance?ġ0) Occasionally talk into your hand in public.ġ1) Carry a duffel bag onto an elevator, wait until it?s full, then ask if anyone knows how to disarm a bomb in less than 19 seconds.ġ2) When stopped at a traffic light during rush hour, claw desperately at the roof of the car.ġ3) Insist that someone accompany you to the public rest room because of Henry, the toilet monster.ġ4) While carpooling, make swervy turns while imitating crash noises.ġ5) Insist that life is ?one big musical,? then try to prove your theory by randomly breaking out into song in public
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